This first song was inspired by a call in to the Savage Lovecast I was listening to while driving down highway 1 past Half Moon Bay last November. This is me trying to figure out the lyrics and cracking myself up. The call was from a lesbian whose girlfriend was trying to break up with her cause she was afraid she wasn't 100% gay. She kept repeating the phrase "never going back to dick" and I was really feeling her pain. Even though this song is a joke I mean no disrespect to anybody's sexuality. As a side note, gay marriage bills had just passed in a few more US states - Yay! Equality!
This next one I wrote and recorded real quick a few minutes ago. I'm feeling a little tender, so be nice.
